Why jokes
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Cause they taste funny.
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
Why don't gay men have anal sex in Greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law.
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
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