Why jokes
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.