Why jokes
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.