Why jokes
Why did you say not to?
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause he was on crack.
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For absolutely no reason.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight(ate) nine.
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the only contraction they know.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!
Hey dad, I'm hungry!
Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!
Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.