Why jokes
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
A horse walked in a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.