Why jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
A happy mother: "Why is your sister so quiet?! And how did you get super glue stuck on your penis?!"
Why do hospitals have fans?
To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Q: Why did Sally get beat up?
A: She couldn’t fight back.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
Why does this exist?
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.