Why jokes
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.