Why jokes
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
Mom: Son, did you go to school?
Son: What if I said yes?
Mom: You are in school! *slap*
Son: Mom, I am moving out and I am moving in with my girlfriend.
Mom: You are with...? Please don't move out =(
Son: Mom, stop! So what if I am moving out? I am moving into my girlfriend's home. It's only for school.
Mom: Well, you are kicked out of my home!
Son: Good.
Mom: I am sad now. Why did he move out?
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During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
Why can’t Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.