Why jokes
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.