Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why Jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause he was on crack.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
