Why jokes
Why are cops worried about drunk drivers and not elderly drivers?
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"
Why do I have a fat mom?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.