Why jokes
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why did the blind man fall down a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his friend.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.