Why jokes
Why did the blind man fall down a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his friend.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
Why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry.
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."