Why jokes
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.