Why jokes
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.