Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
Why did the blind man fall down a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his friend.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why did da tomato blush?! IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING YUH!
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.