Why jokes

Orphan

Why don't orphans go to the park?

Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!

Kid

Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).

Orphan

Why can't orphans go on vacation?

The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!

Orphan

Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.

Orphan

Why do orphans have water in cereal?

Because mom was never around to produce milk.

Victim

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.

Pencil

Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!

Sally

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

Pizza

Why are the twin towers sad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!

Tower

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

Queen

Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?

Because they lost their queen.