Why jokes
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.