Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
Why Jokes
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Why is Sally on TikTok?
Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.
Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I got too obsessed with hares.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
Why do mummies have trouble making friends?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
Me: Sister, stop stealing my stuff or I will make you feel bad.
Sister: No, I won't stop.
Me: Fine, I'm telling the world what you did.
Sister: What? You will see when I post it.
Sister: WHY DID YOU TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD?
Me: BECAUSE YOU DON ́T HAVE A LIFE.
I saw a trophy in my sister's room. So I said congratulations on your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I asked why. My sister said I won because I give the best jobs.
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
