Why jokes
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
Why did lil Timmy drop his lollies?
He was hit by a train.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
Why did Sally die? She got stabbed by her mum.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
When I was walking home, a couple of married guys were saying, "Your mom is good at her job," but I realized my mom doesn't work.
So I ask my mom, "Why are these guys saying you're good at your job? You don't work." My mom said, "Yeah, I got a new job." So I said, "What do you do?" My mom said, "Job hand, no, I mean it's called a hand job."
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.