Why jokes
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Why did the cats go in the litterbox?? To take a poop!
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.