Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the “utter” side.
Why are there blind people? Because there is.
Me: Hey, Mom? Why do we celebrate birthdays?
Mom: Because that's the day a new life was born, and people are born every day so every day is a special day.
My thoughts: And my friend wonders why I have depression...
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?
IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!