Why jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
Me: Hey, Mom? Why do we celebrate birthdays?
Mom: Because that's the day a new life was born, and people are born every day so every day is a special day.
My thoughts: And my friend wonders why I have depression...
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
Why are there blind people? Because there is.
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
Why did the car fall asleep?
Because he was too tired.
Whoever is deleting my messages, comment and say why!
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!