Why jokes
Why did everyone quit the high school volleyball team? To join Coach Kyle's team, of course!
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy. It usually takes me days.
Gwen, why are you so nice?
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
I saw a trophy in my sister's room. So I said congratulations on your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I asked why. My sister said I won because I give the best jobs.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
Why did the cheetah kill the lion? Because he farted.
I know my jokes suck.
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why couldn't the clown walk after his infamous knife-juggling act?
Because he was exhausted nigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
Why wouldn’t Mrs. Grapes leave her children behind?
Because she loves raisin kids.