A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?
Why Jokes
If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?
(Stupid People)
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
Why did Adam commit suicide? Andy went through the back door.
Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
Why do Indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
