Why jokes
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
Why did the cats go in the litterbox?? To take a poop!
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS