Why jokes
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"
Mister: No, you shit head.
Boy: Why? :(
Mister: Because I'm not your dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
Hey, I broke up with your girl.
-Me: What? Why?
Wait, what?
-Me: You f**ked her, so it's your baby.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the “utter” side.
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?
IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.