Why jokes
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk to the nearest gas station a few miles back.
One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why do nuns go around in pairs?
So one nun makes sure the other nun doesn't get none!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She had no arms, remember.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
I was digging in my garden when I found a treasure chest full of gold. I was about to run inside and tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.
Why can an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.