Why jokes
Why was the broom late? Because it had overslept.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
Why do girls not have balls?
Because they don’t.
Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?
Because if they did, they'd be bay gulls.
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)
Why did the orange stop?
Because it ran out of juice. Hahhaha.
Why did Sally get a black eye? Because she decided to play football.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
Why did the cheetah kill the lion? Because he farted.
I know my jokes suck.
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?
Why not?
Too old.
Why couldn’t the midget talk?
Because someone stepped on him.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why did my dad leave me? Because I was a disappointment.