Why jokes
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral?
He went from "The Fast and the Furious" to "Gone in 60 Seconds."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Social distancing.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.