Why jokes
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to his fridge but get nothing out?
It was a dummy run.
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
"Why is my name Rose?"
"A rose fell on your head when you were born."
"Why is my name Daisy?"
"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."
"Bedrock is better than Java!"
"Oh, hi Brick!"
Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Why did the Roman eat pizza? He felt like it.
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo.
Kid: Why?
Dad: I clean up animal s*** at the zoo.
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.