Why jokes
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?
My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...
Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.
*Everyone Looks at me*
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.