Why jokes
Whoever is deleting my messages, comment and say why!
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
Why did the car fall asleep?
Because he was too tired.
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
My Countryhumans OC, Sahara, is the daughter of France and Soviet. When people ask why, I tell them it was the gendersnapped version of my parents making me. France (my dad) was drunk and Soviet (my mom) was being horny. Then they judge me, so I judge them with a knife to the chest 47 times.
One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.
Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"