Why jokes
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?
My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...
Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.
*Everyone Looks at me*
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"
Mister: No, you shit head.
Boy: Why? :(
Mister: Because I'm not your dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
Me: Hey, Mom? Why do we celebrate birthdays?
Mom: Because that's the day a new life was born, and people are born every day so every day is a special day.
My thoughts: And my friend wonders why I have depression...
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.