Why jokes
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Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
Why are there blind people? Because there is.
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
Me: Hey, Mom? Why do we celebrate birthdays?
Mom: Because that's the day a new life was born, and people are born every day so every day is a special day.
My thoughts: And my friend wonders why I have depression...
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!