Why jokes
Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
Why do Indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.