Why jokes
Why did the orange stop?
Because it ran out of juice. Hahhaha.
Why did the cheetah kill the lion? Because he farted.
I know my jokes suck.
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
Why couldn’t the midget talk?
Because someone stepped on him.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why did my dad leave me? Because I was a disappointment.
Why are mountains very cold?
Because they are very cold.
Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why is the homeless homeless?
Because it's homeless.
Why does Ella have cancer?
Because she’s stupid.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
Why did Johnny cry?
He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.
Why do mountains contain things? Because their moun-tains.
Why couldn't the button get off the couch?
Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
Why did God make the devils die?
God is great!