Why jokes

Chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get the Chinese Daily!

Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!

Swing

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not Sarah.

Cannibal

There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to bury them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but the second guy refuses the meal.

When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.

In heaven, an angel asks him why.

“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat, though.”

Clock

Why did Timmy throw the clock out the window?

It reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man convicted of knife raping his wife.

Cancer

Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?

Because they have cancer.

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  • Liberal

    Why did the liberal cross the road?

    (Ah, fuck this shit, I'm gonna kill myself!)

    Fart

    So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the roll, and then I said, "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"

    Orphan

    Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."

    Gay Man

    Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?

    Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.

    Octopus

    Why were the octopi sad?

    Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.

    Privilege

    Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?

    Because white people have white privilege.