Why jokes
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.