Why jokes
Why was Mrs. Claus upset?
Because Santa only comes once a year.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.
Why can’t Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?