Why jokes
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it has many problems.
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Why did the doctor turn the orphan down?
Because he is a family doctor.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause he got stuck in the crack! *butt crack*
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."