Why jokes
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”