Why jokes
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I got too obsessed with hares.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Why is Sally on TikTok?
Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.
Me: Sister, stop stealing my stuff or I will make you feel bad.
Sister: No, I won't stop.
Me: Fine, I'm telling the world what you did.
Sister: What? You will see when I post it.
Sister: WHY DID YOU TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD?
Me: BECAUSE YOU DON ́T HAVE A LIFE.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
Why do mummies have trouble making friends?
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.