Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Why Jokes
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
