Why jokes

Dog

Why is a rap boat like a dog?

They both get off sniffing assholes.

Octopus

Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?

Because he had a toilet call in the drain.

Mop

Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.

Rapeboat

Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.

Rapper

Why don't rappers ever become chefs?

Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

To find his way through the BEATS.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?

Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?

Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!

Rapper

Why did the rapper become an astronaut?

To drop some BARS in SPACE!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?

In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a mathematician?

To count his STACKS of CASH.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?

So he could DEFINE his own beats!

RapBoat

Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.

Bear

A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”

The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”