Why jokes
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them, saying, "God will surely save me!"
The medical team tries to help him, but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B****, I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.
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That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
Why do vegetarians give good head?
Because they’re used to eating nuts.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?
The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)
The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)
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Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line, he comes across a woman who isn't saluting.
"Why are you not saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.
"Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," she responds. "I'm not crazy!"
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.