Why jokes

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Haircut

  • I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"

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    Orphan

  • Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.

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    Man

  • Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.

    Friend

  • The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.

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    Elephant

  • Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...

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    Feet

  • Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?

    Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.