Why jokes
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
Why do cheetahs run?
Why not?
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk to the nearest gas station a few miles back.
One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
Why can an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.