Why jokes
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
Why did the yeet yeet? It yeeted!