Why jokes
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
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Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the “utter” side.
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.