Why jokes

Orphan

Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.

People

Why are skinny people skinny?

Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.

Chess

Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they have already lost 2 towers!

Vegetable

Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.

Cow

Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.

Religion

Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?

Computers don’t really have a specific religion.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?

Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.

Orphan

Q: Why can't orphans be gay?

A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."

Emo

Why can’t an emo have sex?

They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.

Condom

Mom: Son, where are my condoms?

Son: What are condoms?

Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.

Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?

Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.

Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.

Kid

BULLY vs. QUIET KID

Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.

Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.

QUIET KID WINS