Why jokes

Orphan

Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?

Because they couldn’t call his parents!

Diary

Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?

Concentration problems.

Fruit

Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?

You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.

Fish

Why did the fish go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling “eel.”

Orphan

Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?

Because it doesn't have a home button.

Skeleton

Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?

He didn't have the heart to put into it.

Sally

Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?

Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?

Hell

Why are most West Virginians going to hell?

Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.

Hehehe

Pedophile

Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?

A: Because they like to come in a little behind.

Chicken

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!

Cow

Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the “utter” side.

Wife

Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?

'Cause she can't watch her mouth.