Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why did the cats go in the litterbox?? To take a poop!
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS