Why jokes
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Why the "hell" is this here?
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.