Why jokes
A guard at a baseball stadium let in the pheasant, the chicken, and the duck. But he didn't let in the turkey. Why? Because four strikes and you are out!
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.
August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.
How does a pimp answer when asked why he chose his occupation?
Answer: He wanted a stable source of income.
Why did the deer go to the dentist?
It had buck teeth.
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
Danny just bought a new game from Steam for a penny.
About one hour later, Danny asks his mother: "Mom, I am not able to start the game."
Mom asked, "Why?"
Danny answers: "It says 'Press any key' on the screen, but I can't find an 'Any' button on my keyboard."
Why do Jews suck at mugging?
Because all they ask for is the spare change in your pockets.
Why would you make jokes about birth control?
It's a great labour-saving invention.
If African immigrants are supposed to stay in their country, why can't their resources do the same?
Why should you shoot a homeless crackhead in the head?
Because they're basically zombies.
I had a teacher named Mr. Stubs. I asked why he was given that name, and he replied, "My parents said my limbs were spare parts."
Why is chemotherapy like a five-star meal?
Because you have to have money to pay for it.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.