Why jokes
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Why are female pornstars like Krispy Kreme donuts?
Because they get glazed on both sides.
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals!
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?
It was ran over. 🐧
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
An ugly, arrogant woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.
The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no they are not, one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just bloody stupid?"
The clerk replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would screw you twice."
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.