Why jokes
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.