Why jokes
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».