Why jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
Why do cheetahs always cheat?
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."