Why jokes
Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"
Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
Why did the lettuce win the race?
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.