Why jokes
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
One day, Johnny told his dad that a girl in his class liked him. He thought she was cute. She said, "Aw, you're like candy!" He didn't say anything. He said, "Why don't you think I am sweet like candy?" Little Johnny said, "Well, sometimes I get a toothache, and it hurts, so I stop eating it, like I stopped liking you."
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.
The reason why God and Jesus have eternal life and the power, aka (holy spirit) is to control us, take our free will, and our eternal life, which is our heaven. Our time!
Just to show up, in the nick of time for the second coming in full costume ready to judge us. Them spending a lifetime preparing their big speech, their excuse of them hiding this whole time.
Lol, Surprise!
Joke being on them.
As we all stand there and are there to judge them, doing what they said they were made for.
Taking our eternal life back from Satan and the Devil and sending them to their home they created themselves!
HELL!
P.S. With a little extra punishments!
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
Why don’t clams like to share? Because they’re very shellfish.
One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate'"
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
Why did I shoot my dog?
Because it pissed me offff! Ahhhhhahahahahahahahahaha! 👌👌😎
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.