Why jokes
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?
Option one: Horses can't speak at all.
Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.