Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Why Jokes
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
Why does the emo kid skip class?
