Why jokes
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.