Why jokes
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Why are my students so naughty?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.