Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because why not?
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
Why is this a category?
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
Why the "hell" is this here?