Why jokes
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
Why did the joke cross the street?
Why go to sleep because he was bossy?
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)