Why jokes
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Why did the duck cross the road to get some quack?
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.