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Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
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Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.