Why jokes
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"