Why jokes
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
Why is this a category?
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!