Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
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Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
'cus there was only a stairway to heaven!
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."