Why jokes
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.