Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
Why Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
