You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Why Jokes
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
