Why jokes
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
Why don't gay men perform anilingus on each other in Greece?
Because anilingus is against the law in Greece.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
Why was going through JFK's head when he was getting assassinated? A bullet.
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"
The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.
The kid asked him again and so on.
Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.