Why jokes

Accident

Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?

My enemy: Uh, no, why?

Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.

Kenny

Why did Kenny die?

Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?

Water

When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"

Man

Why do men get great ideas in bed?

'Cause they are plugged into a genius!

Donkey

Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?

Because the donkey gets tired.

Stereotype

Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?

Because the donkey gets tired.

Blowjob

Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?

Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner šŸ½

Grandpa

Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.

Condom

Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?

Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?

In case he had to drop some BOMBS.

Rapper

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always find their way with their flow.

Rapper

Why was the rapper always calm during performances?

Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!

Rapper

Why was the rapper always happy?

Because he lived life on the rhyme side!

Rapper

Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?

To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!

Rapper

Why was the rapper always late?

Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

Because he had too many FILL-INS.

Rapper

Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?

To jot down his RAP-SODIES.