Why jokes
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because thatās where most accidents happen.
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
Why donāt Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why donāt Mexicans have sex education and a driverās education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner š½
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.