Why jokes
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.