Why jokes

Friend

My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."

Feet

Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home base.

Number

Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.

Cow

Why did the cow knock over Johnny?

Because the cow felt like to dumb.

Zac

Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Orphan

Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.

Orphan

There was a kid sitting in a corner.

Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"

Orphan: "..."

Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they won't know where home plate is.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?

Because they have no home to go to.

Monster

A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.

Orphan

Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?

The show was called "Family Feud."