Why jokes
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.