Why jokes
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
Why does the emo kid skip class?
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Why did the duck cross the road to get some quack?
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."