Why jokes
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
Why did the lettuce win the race?
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.