Why jokes
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.