Why did Joe Bidden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these and he replies with "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
Why did the polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife? To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
Why did the chicken cross the road ? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
Cause they cant find there parents
Why are Egyptian gods orphans Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a-new-bus) every year to make a prophet
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal? So that they can be wanted.
This is how my mom always threatens me: I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too. That's why I only have 2 siblings left.
I wonder where the bodies are?
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Why should you wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
Why didn't the koala make the finals?. It got diskoalafide
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
why was the twin tower mad cus when they spawned in a minecraft world all they got was plains
Why did the police 👮 go to a baseball ⚾️ game?
Because a player stole the base.
Why is Santa's sack so big- because he only comes once a year
