Why jokes
I'm friends with only 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
Memes
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.