Why jokes
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
Memes
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?
Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.
I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.