Why jokes
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?
To get a daddy.
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
I'm friends with only 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.