Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal? So that they can be wanted.
Why do gay men like the filling in hostess twinkies? it reminds them of cum 😋 😍 😏 😜
This is how my mom always threatens me: I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too. That's why I only have 2 siblings left.
I wonder where the bodies are?
Why should you wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
Why didn't the koala make the finals?. It got diskoalafide
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
why was the twin tower mad cus when they spawned in a minecraft world all they got was plains
Why did the police 👮 go to a baseball ⚾️ game?
Because a player stole the base.
Q: why can’t orphan be gay A: they have nobody to call daddy
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
Why cant Stephen hawking be a rocket league car? because he cant jump for a aerial
Every wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
The made the toys
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? -- Because they are really good at it.
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?
While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers
Why are blind people so good ad being a jedi? They are always swinging a stick
