Why jokes
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Memes
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?
Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.