Why jokes
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
I'm friends with only 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
Memes
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.