Why jokes
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
Why is an orphan so scared of the dark?
They don't have a dad to check the closet.
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
This is how my mom always threatens me: "I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too." That's why I only have 2 siblings left.
I wonder where the bodies are?
A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
Why does Sally have 100 sisters? She lives in an orphanage.
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?
To get a daddy.
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line, he comes across a woman who isn't saluting.
"Why are you not saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.
"Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," she responds. "I'm not crazy!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
I'm friends with only 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."