Why jokes
Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
Why is an orphan so scared of the dark?
They don't have a dad to check the closet.
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
This is how my mom always threatens me: "I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too." That's why I only have 2 siblings left.
I wonder where the bodies are?
A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
Why does Sally have 100 sisters? She lives in an orphanage.
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?
To get a daddy.
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line, he comes across a woman who isn't saluting.
"Why are you not saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.
"Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," she responds. "I'm not crazy!"
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.
I'm friends with only 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!