Why jokes
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
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Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"
Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because he’s pure-bread.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.