Why jokes
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
Why was Timmy sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Why does my mum eat carrots?
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
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Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.