Why jokes
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
Memes
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜