Why jokes
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.
love problems for smart dinosaurs pack 1
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
There was once a young sister who never got anything good for her birthday, and she was sick of it. So one day the girl asked for a puppy, and the parents said yes.
When she got the puppy, he was nice, but the puppy needed food every two minutes. The parents eventually got sick of it and came up with a plan. Two weeks passed and the younger and less fat sister asked where her other sister was as she wanted to play Barbies. “And also, why haven’t you been feeding the dog? He needs food, you know.” The parents only answered with “Oh! Yes, you can have a room all to yourself now. And about the puppy...he won’t need feeding for years.”
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.