Why jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in between 9/11.
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
Why was the Computer late to work?
'Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.