Why jokes
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?
Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."