Why jokes
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.