Why jokes
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause he was on crack.
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!