Why jokes
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋