Why jokes
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Why is it that the Libertarian Party never had a formal president of the United States that ran as a Libertarian that had a presidential library?
Because the Libertarian Party is the party of principle. The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has not won a presidential election since 1972, because the Libertarian Party doesn't believe in using force to achieve political and social goals.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.