Why jokes
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
Memes
Eric's mom asked her son why his bag was heavy and if it was because of books. Eric replied, "No, magazines."
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
Why is the Z the only politically correct letter?
Because all the other letters are not Z's.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.