Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
Memes
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.