Why jokes
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.