Why jokes
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?
Because he lost May!
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
Memes
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
Eric's mom asked her son why his bag was heavy and if it was because of books. Eric replied, "No, magazines."
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
Why is the Z the only politically correct letter?
Because all the other letters are not Z's.
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.