Why jokes
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
Memes
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.