Why jokes
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
Why do cemeteries have fences?
Because people are dying to be there.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!