Why jokes
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*