Why jokes
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?