Why jokes
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.