Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay mans house.
Knock,knock
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why does the nucleus feel trapped? Because it’s inside a cell!
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head
because there recording
Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line he comes across a woman who Isn't saluting. Why are you not saluting like the others? Hitler barks. "Mein Führer, Im the nurse," she responds "Im not crazy!
Why were the people in the twin towers sad? They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane.
why do Indians hate snow
because its white and all over there land
Why are Americans so bad at chess
They lost 2 towers
What do Children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings! Not funny, here’s another Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat
Why are fish 🐟 easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
Why is america better than japan at rapping?
Because were better at dropping bombs
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
Why cant a orphan go to mcdonalds theres no point in the words happy meal
At the resturant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Cuz she clearly has no taste." She responded.
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.
If u want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents. Double! Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere! Triple! Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt.
Why didn't Sally get home from work.
She got hit by a bus
