Q: why can’t orphan be gay A: they have nobody to call daddy
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park. Lord: Has something happened while I was gone? Gardener: Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burrying your dog. Lord: My dog died?! Gardener: Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down. Lord: My mansion?! How?! Gardener: Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains. Lord: Why was she so distraught? Gardener: She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped. Lord: My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?! Gardener: Oh right! Your cancer test results!
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? -- Because they are really good at it.
Every wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
The made the toys
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?
While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay mans house.
Knock,knock
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why does the nucleus feel trapped? Because it’s inside a cell!
Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line he comes across a woman who Isn't saluting. Why are you not saluting like the others? Hitler barks. "Mein Führer, Im the nurse," she responds "Im not crazy!
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head
because there recording
Why were the people in the twin towers sad? They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane.
Guy starts chatting to pretty woman at a party Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation,
"Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself, she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
What do Children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings! Not funny, here’s another Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat
Why are Americans so bad at chess
They lost 2 towers
Why are fish 🐟 easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
why do Indians hate snow
because its white and all over there land
Why do orphans like to play gta?
Because its the only time they are wanted
Why is america better than japan at rapping?
Because were better at dropping bombs
