Why jokes
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why does my mum eat carrots?
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.