Why jokes
A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
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Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.