Why jokes

Orphan

Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?

A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.

Orphan

Why can't the orphan play baseball?

Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*

Astronaut

Why did the astronaut return to Earth?

She went on her launch break! πŸš€πŸ₯ͺπŸ˜‹

Magazine

Eric's mom asked her son why his bag was heavy and if it was because of books. Eric replied, "No, magazines."

Memes

Eye

Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.

Lemon

Why did the lemon πŸ‹ go to the doctor πŸ‘©β€βš•οΈ?

Because he had a sour stomach.

Orphanage

Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?

Because no one’s looking for them.

Letter

Why is the Z the only politically correct letter?

Because all the other letters are not Z's.

Cruise

Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?

Because he's dead.

Gay Men

Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?

It reminds them of cum. πŸ˜‹ 😍 😏 😜

Bomb

Why is America better than Japan at rapping?

Because we're better at dropping bombs.

Snail

Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?

Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.

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