Why jokes
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Why tie when you can knot?
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why is it that when in PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but in public when I say "blacks against whites" or "boys against girls" I'm the bad guy?
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
3 boys were having a debate about who had the healthiest grandma.
Boy 1: "I have the healthiest grandma. She is 67 years old and can still do a backflip!"
Boy 2: "No, I have the healthiest grandma. She is 76 years old and can still finish a marathon!"
Boy 3: "I have the healthiest grandma. She is 85 and she is in the hospital..."
Boy 1 and 2, looking confused.
Boy 1: "If she's so healthy, why is she in the hospital?"
Boy 3: "Because she's giving birth right now!"
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......