Why can't they blonde call 911
Can she can't find the 11
The teacher asked,"why are you in school on a saturday?" I told her my mum told me to go to hell.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any mexicans.
Abner’s wife was laying on her death bed. She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, “I must tell you something, or my soul will never know peace. I have been unfaithful to you, Abner. In this very house, not one month ago.” “Hush, dear,” soothed Abner. “I know all about it. Why else have I poisoned you?”
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?
Why did the silly girl 👧 put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfil her rape fantasy
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
I once told siri, "Hey Siri, why am i still single?" she opened the front camera.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence
"Oh waiter! Waiter!"
"Yes sir?"
"Do you have frog's legs?"
"Why yes"
"Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"
Why didn't trump beat Biden? Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds
Why cant orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home
Why was jfk stupid? He only had half a brain
One day I got home and told my girlfriend "I cheated on you." she replied with "F**k you" I then said "But you won't, that's why I cheated on you."
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
