Why was the astronaut 👩‍🚀 washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch 🚀🥪.
" Why is it that Orphans only play tennis" That's the only love they can get"...
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
F stand for family that's why orphan is spelled with ph
why cant orphans be gay?cecause theyhave no one they can call daddy
An orphan goes to a doctor. Doctor: Sorry I can't help you Orphan: But why? Doctor: I'm a family doctor
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man.....because he loves to leave asains hanging
why did the man say chickens were lucky..? because they get killed and eaten.
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf? He kept getting stuck in the Bunker
Why were the Twin Towers mad, because they ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
Because he can’t do stand-up.
A man died and went to heaven, everytime you cheat you get a worse car, the first man cheated 5 times he got a jeep, the second man cheat 3 times he got a BMW, the third man never cheated he got a Lamborghini, the second man saw the third man sad he said "why are you sad" the third man said "I saw my wife with a scooter".
Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall lol
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove? So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
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If I’m ugly why u always look at me when I come in the door?
