Why jokes
Someone: When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to cheer up.
Me: My, what a great idea! Why didn't I think of that? ;)
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
Q: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
A: Because it was too tired!! 😴😴😴
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
Memes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
My pregnant wife said we were gonna name the kid Digiorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me, "It's not delivery, it's Digiorno."
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?
Because he kept on running out of the pen.