Why jokes

Depression

Someone: When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to cheer up.

Me: My, what a great idea! Why didn't I think of that? ;)

Donald Trump

Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.

Bicycle

Q: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

A: Because it was too tired!! 😴😴😴

Memes

Seven

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.

Boy

Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?

Because momma never raised no pussy.

Incest

The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.

Suicide

People complain we are overpopulated.

Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?

Cantaloupe

Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?

It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.

Abortion

My pregnant wife said we were gonna name the kid Digiorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me, "It's not delivery, it's Digiorno."

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  • Woman

    Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?

    So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.

    Pig

    Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

    Because he kept on running out of the pen.