Why jokes
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.
Why do orphans love having sex?
Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Memes
Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?
Because it is a family company. π π
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
Someone: When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to cheer up.
Me: My, what a great idea! Why didn't I think of that? ;)
"Oh, waiter! Waiter!"
"Yes, sir?"
"Do you have frog's legs?"
"Why, yes."
"Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"
Why did the kid drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Q: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
A: Because it was too tired!! π΄π΄π΄
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
Why did the cantaloupe π jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon π.