Why jokes
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
Why you always in a mood?
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?
Because there's only one B in Brazil.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.