Why jokes
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why is suicide illegal?
Because it destroys government property.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was good at SERVING RHYMES.
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
Why are nuts on boys?
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.