Why jokes
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Willy Wonka meme
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?
A: He believes in the second cumming.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!