Why jokes
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
Me: Sister, stop stealing my stuff or I will make you feel bad.
Sister: No, I won't stop.
Me: Fine, I'm telling the world what you did.
Sister: What? You will see when I post it.
Sister: WHY DID YOU TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD?
Me: BECAUSE YOU DON ́T HAVE A LIFE.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...