Why jokes
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.
The cop says, "Sister, this is a 55 MPH highway. Why are you going so slow?"
The Sister replies, "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 41, not 55."
The cop answers, "Oh, Sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you are on!"
The Sister says, "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful."
At this point, the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling. The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They are shaking something terrible."
The Sister answers, "We just got off Highway 101."
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
gay people
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
I saw a trophy in my sister's room. So I said congratulations on your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I asked why. My sister said I won because I give the best jobs.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.