Why jokes
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
The white guy actually did it.
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.
SON: Why?
DAD: You're going to need them.
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Why did the OREO go to the dentist?
Because he needed a filling. 😂
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
This is how my mom always threatens me: "I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too." That's why I only have 2 siblings left.
I wonder where the bodies are?
Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Why is an orphan so scared of the dark?
They don't have a dad to check the closet.
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
Why does Sally have 100 sisters? She lives in an orphanage.
Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.