Why jokes
DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.
SON: Why?
DAD: You're going to need them.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
Why did the OREO go to the dentist?
Because he needed a filling. 😂
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
This is how my mom always threatens me: "I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too." That's why I only have 2 siblings left.
I wonder where the bodies are?
Why is an orphan so scared of the dark?
They don't have a dad to check the closet.
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
Why does Sally have 100 sisters? She lives in an orphanage.
Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?
To get a daddy.