Why jokes
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
Why is the letter "B" very cool? Because it's sitting in the AC.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some COSMIC RHYMES!
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.