Why jokes
Why is an orphan so scared of the dark?
They don't have a dad to check the closet.
Why don't midgets use tampons?
Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
This is how my mom always threatens me: "I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too." That's why I only have 2 siblings left.
I wonder where the bodies are?
A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
Why does Sally have 100 sisters? She lives in an orphanage.
Memes
Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company...
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?
To get a daddy.
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
I'm friends with only 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.