Why jokes

Tampon

Why don't midgets use tampons?

Answer: They are always tripping over the string.

Name

A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.

Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"

"No, I named myself," she answered.

"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"

"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.

‘BJ Titsngolf’

Chef

Q: Why did the chef get fired?

A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!

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  • Memes

    Toilet Paper

    Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?

    When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.

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  • Heterosexual men

    Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.

    School

    Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?

    Orphan

    Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."

    Orphan

    Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?

    Because it's a family company...

    Chicken

    Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

    All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."

    Kidney

    Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.

    Parent

    Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?

    Because they can’t see their parents.

    Alien

    Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?

    To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.