Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company...
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.
SON: Why?
DAD: You're going to need them.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Why did God make men?
Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn...
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.
Why did the OREO go to the dentist?
Because he needed a filling. 😂
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.