Why jokes
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company...
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.
SON: Why?
DAD: You're going to need them.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
Why did the OREO go to the dentist?
Because he needed a filling. 😂
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.