Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles there balls
why is 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 is a registered 6 offender
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Eric's mom asked to his son why his bag is heavy and if it is because of books. Eric replied "No, magazines"
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
Why do orphans support slavery
They final have an owner
Q: why can't orphans be on a football team? A: because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because it doesn't know where home is...... *sniff
Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp you'll B flat.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar
Because he Lost May!!
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead
Today a child asked if I was an angle, I asked why and he said "mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
