Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat
Why did the chicken cross the road ? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead
Today a child asked if I was an angle, I asked why and he said "mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these and he replies with "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile
Why did Joe Bidden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world
Why did the polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife? To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
Cause they cant find there parents
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp you'll B flat.
Q: why can't orphans be on a football team? A: because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because it doesn't know where home is...... *sniff
Why do orphans support slavery
They final have an owner
Why are Egyptian gods orphans Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a-new-bus) every year to make a prophet
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants
Eric's mom asked to his son why his bag is heavy and if it is because of books. Eric replied "No, magazines"
