Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
Why Jokes
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
The white guy actually did it.
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?
To get a daddy.
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
I'm friends with only 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company...
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
