Why jokes

Sans

Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?

Because a SANSET is happening.

Train

Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?

Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH

Bag

My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(

Woman

Why is it that skinny men love fat women?

Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.

Kamala Harris

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

Spy

Why do asses make terrible spies?

Because they always CRACK under pressure.

Rapper

Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?

Because it was all about the TIMING.

Gay person

Why can't there be a gay disabled person?

Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.

Text

Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.

Tower

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.

Get it?

Jesus

Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?

Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!