Why jokes
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”