Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
Why Jokes
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
