Why jokes
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.