Why jokes
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!