Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.