Why jokes
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.