Why jokes
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Why did the farmer eat a fork?
'Cause he's a dumbass.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.