Why jokes
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
Watch my videos and find out!!! 🤸♀️🕯📷💰😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Stop it why offends... asf.
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Why am I dumb?
Because I’m dumb.