Why jokes
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.