Why jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.