Why jokes
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
I was once caught doing it with a 16 year old in my bedroom. Boy, was my wife mad. She yelled "HOW CAN YOU F*** OUR DAUGHTER?!". Haha, yeah, she was mad.
Anyways, that's why your mother and I are getting a divorce, Timmy.
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
A girl comes home and finds her dad and 4-year-old brother on the sofa. She says, "Dad, why is he wearing that face mask?"
The dad buckles his belt and says, "There's more for you, hunny."
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call a father.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are.” He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”