Why jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
Watch my videos and find out!!! 🤸♀️🕯📷💰😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.