Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
Why Jokes
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
