Why jokes
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to his owner.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
I have 25 friends from the alphabet, but don't ask me why.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.