Why jokes
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to his owner.
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.