Why jokes
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call dad. 🤣
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping. The boy asks, "What is that man doing?" The mom says, "Making pizza," trying to turn him away.
The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says, "Making extra cheese." When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says, "Ordering the pizza."
Later that day, the mother says to the father, "I think I want to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, don't know why that sounds good."
So that night, the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs, "Wanna order some pizza!?"
The mother replied, "DON'T WORRY I'M MAKING SOME!"
The son's voice followed, "I'M ADDING EXTRA CHEESE!"
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.