Why jokes
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
Why was the Computer late to work?
'Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
Why was Santa Santa?
Because it was Santa! Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)