Why jokes
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.