Why jokes
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
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Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
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Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?