Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Why Jokes
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
