Why jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans like to have sex?

So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."

Orphan

I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."

Orphan

What is an orphan's first phone?

An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?

It has no home button :D

Orphan

Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

Sun

Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!

Orphan

Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.

Butler

I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.

I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!

Emo

Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?

Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.

What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.

Knock knock.

You: Who's there?

Your new father!

NASA

When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.

Poop

Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he was kneading a poop.