Why jokes
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.