Why jokes
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the butt!
Bully: Yes, that must be cute!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Do you want???
Bully: 😍😍😍... sexy ass!
Bully 🖐🏻🍑
Gina😊
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
Me: Have you ever went sky diving?
Friend: No.
Me: Well don't, it sucks.
Friend: Why?
Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs? Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Why is Megan a down?
Because her last name is Downy.
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.