Why jokes
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE