Why jokes

Tower

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?

Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!

Pilot

The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.

Orphan

Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.

Orphan

Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?

Because they can't eat a family pack.

Grape

Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?

Because she loved raisin' kids!

Father's Day

Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?

Because they don't have a Father's Day.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣

Pet

Why do white people own so many pets?

'Cause they can't own people anymore.

Human

Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?

Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.

Doctor

Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?

Alps clear the mind! Haha.

Sally

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.

Reincarnation

"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.

"Why?" said her friend.

"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"

"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.

"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."