Why jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.