Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
Why Jokes
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
