Why jokes
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!