Why jokes
Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
A teacher asks a boy in her class, "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with, "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think."
Later, the boy asks the teacher, "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking it." The boy says, "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."
Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Me: The man sleeped in a $200 bed in His hole life so why dose he need a $2,000 coffin?
My friend: They're cheaper at Costco.
Me: Oh shit, you're going to have "fun" this weekend.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares?
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.