Why jokes
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”