Why jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?
Because you can't C in the dark!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.