Why jokes
Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Because it saw your face!
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: He got shot.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?
A: Because he couldn't see that well.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
I keep hearing "Obesity kills."
My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
Why was the duck arrested?
Because it was caught selling quack.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.