Why jokes
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She didn't have any arms, remember!
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?