I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
Why Jokes
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
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Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.
