Why jokes
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Why do they bury Germans 20 feet down when they die, instead of the usual 6 feet? Because deep down, Germans are ok.
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.
Me to my friend: I only date suicidal girls.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because that pussy is limited edition.
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.