Why jokes
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Stop it why offends... asf.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.