Why jokes
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.
Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?
Because of Hispanic attacks.
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Bf: Do you love me?
Gf: Most of the time.
Bf: Well, it's either yes or no.
Gf:...
Bf: Well, when is it that you don't love me?
Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you go to the river an hour, then it takes me a half hour to love you again.
Bf: Why?
Gf: 'Cause you always see that OTHER GIRL.
Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!
Gf: Ohh...
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.