Why jokes
Why are liberals so bad at playing hockey? Because it is played on ICE
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She didn't have any arms, remember!
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!