Why jokes
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles.
Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that?
Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?"
Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first.
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Why do you tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
Why did the koala climb the tree?
To get to the other branch. :)
He made it, don't worry!
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...