Why jokes
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
Why am I dumb?
Because I’m dumb.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
Watch my videos and find out!!! 🤸♀️🕯📷💰😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)