Why jokes
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
Why can't you hear a dinosaur clap? They're dead.
I thought I told you to lock up when I left this morning. This is why our shit gets stolen all the time!
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? "We are Family."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? "Family Guy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? "Meet the Parents."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
Next: Inappropriate Jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.
"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"
"He never lands."