Why jokes
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.