Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
Why Jokes
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
