Why jokes
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She didn't have any arms, remember!
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!