Why jokes
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
Why am I idiot?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are nuts on boys?
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.