Why jokes
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends, family, and food?
Someone told him that "Shelby"'s coming 'round the mountain.
Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy.
They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.
He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.
"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"
Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.
He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.
He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"
They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Why did I make this joke?
Because I love jokes!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes fuck bareback?
He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.
Why am I dumb?
Because I’m dumb.
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.