Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
Why Jokes
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Stop it why offends... asf.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
Why am I dumb?
Because I’m dumb.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
