Why jokes
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She didn't have any arms, remember!
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
An old lady walks into an ice cream store. A clerk greets her and says, "What will it be today, ma'am? We have every flavor you can imagine." The old lady says, "Well, I guess I'd like a quart of chocolate ice cream." The clerk says, "Sorry, ma'am, we're out of chocolate today. Any other flavor we'll have." "Ok," she replies, "Why don't you just give me a pint of chocolate ice cream?" The clerk says a little louder in case she's hard of hearing, "Sorry, ma'am, but we're fresh out of chocolate ice cream." The old lady says, "Oh, ok. Why don't you just get me a cone with one scoop of chocolate ice cream?"
Finally, totally exasperated, the clerk says, "Wait a minute, lady. Can you spell 'Van' as in vanilla?" "Why of course, young man," she says, "V-A-N." "Right," the clerk says, "Can you spell 'Straw' as in strawberry?" "Well of course, 'Straw'," she replied. "Ok, then," he says, "Now spell 'Fuck' as in chocolate." She says, "There's no 'Fuck' in chocolate." He says, "That's what I've been trying to tell you... THERE'S NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!!"
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."