Why jokes
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you..."
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.
The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.
Why does America suck at chess?
They lost two towers.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
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The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the butt!
Bully: Yes, that must be cute!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Do you want???
Bully: 😍😍😍... sexy ass!
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Gina😊
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.