Why jokes
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.