Why jokes
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
Stop it why offends... asf.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
Watch my videos and find out!!! 🤸♀️🕯📷💰😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈