Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
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Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
