Why jokes
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!