Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?