Why jokes
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.
Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?
To get a daddy.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.
Man: What's up?
Me: I'm annoyed.
Man: Why?
Me: I stole my gf's heart.
Man: So why are you annoyed?
Me: Everyone else in the surgery room gave me weird looks.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "Daddy."
Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.