Why jokes
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?
He was stealing all the samples.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
Why did half the world go to hell? Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED (again)!
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?
Because he only had one.
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.
I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.
When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe. I said, "Why do I need this?" She said, "That you every year."
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
On April 1st, there was a baby born in the hospital when the doctor, out of sudden, directly takes the baby from the mother and smashes as hard as he can to the wall.
The mother crying and yelling, "What did you do? You killed my Baby!! Why did you kill my Baby?"
The doctor just laughs and says, "April, April, it was already dead."
Hahaha
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.