Why jokes
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Why do some kids have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.