Why jokes
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.