Why jokes
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he gets to call someone father.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Why does my mum eat carrots?
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
Why shouldn't you trust trees? Because they seem shady.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.