Why jokes

Heaven

Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.

Death

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.

Momma

Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.

It's also why he has no eyes.

Divorce

Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?

She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.

EpiPen

"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.

King

In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.

I mean, I don't see why not.

Skeleton

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he didn't have the guts to do it.