Why jokes
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Why are nuts on boys?
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Trump, just why?
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."