Why jokes
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
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Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?