Why jokes
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.