Why jokes
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
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Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
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Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.