Why jokes
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
I was digging in my garden when I found a treasure chest full of gold. I was about to run inside and tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.
Why did the tomato blush?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.