Why jokes
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why do people have sex? Because they're dumb.
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
Why is Mrs. Grapes 🍇 a good mother?
Because she loves raisin' kids.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.