Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
Why does my mum eat carrots?
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.