Why jokes

Orphan

Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!

Orphan

Why do orphans want to get married so bad?

To have someone to call "daddy."

Name

"Why is my name Rose?"

"A rose fell on your head when you were born."

"Why is my name Daisy?"

"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."

"Bedrock is better than Java!"

"Oh, hi Brick!"

Butt

Son: Dad, I need a new butt.

Dad: Why, son?

Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.

Orphanage

So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"

Why can't he say that?

Answer: He works at an orphanage.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Influence

Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.

Cow

Why does a cow love music?

Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.

Orphan

Why can't orphans sign up for sports?

They have to have a parent's signature.

Graveyard

My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.

He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"

Banana

If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?

Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.