Why jokes

Name

"Why is my name Rose?"

"A rose fell on your head when you were born."

"Why is my name Daisy?"

"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."

"Bedrock is better than Java!"

"Oh, hi Brick!"

Butt

Son: Dad, I need a new butt.

Dad: Why, son?

Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.

Orphan

Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!

Penis

I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.

The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"

My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."

Orphanage

So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"

Why can't he say that?

Answer: He works at an orphanage.

Orphan

Why can't orphans go on a field trip?

They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆

Orphan

Why can’t orphans order from Costa?

They need a parent or guardian with them.

Anilingus

Why don't gay men perform anilingus on each other in Greece?

Because anilingus is against the law in Greece.

Pizza

Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?

Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.

Banana

If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?

Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.