Why jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Why are nuts on boys?
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
"Why is my name Rose?"
"A rose fell on your head when you were born."
"Why is my name Daisy?"
"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."
"Bedrock is better than Java!"
"Oh, hi Brick!"
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.