Why jokes
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Trump, just why?
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.