Why jokes
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"
The Son: "Because milk is important."
The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"
The Boy: "Who?"
The Man: "Your mom?"
The Boy: "I don't have a mom."
The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."
The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why did the cats go in the litterbox?? To take a poop!
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
Why though?
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.