Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
Why Jokes
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.
