Why jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
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Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
Why don't gay men perform anilingus on each other in Greece?
Because anilingus is against the law in Greece.
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."