Why jokes
"Why is my name Rose?"
"A rose fell on your head when you were born."
"Why is my name Daisy?"
"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."
"Bedrock is better than Java!"
"Oh, hi Brick!"
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.
The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"
My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Why don't gay men perform anilingus on each other in Greece?
Because anilingus is against the law in Greece.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.