Why jokes
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they eat the bat.
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
Why does the Marine Corps have the best uniforms?
Because the Navy wants their bitches to look nice.
Why is one brain cell kinda like finding your dad?
Because there's a one in a billion chance of finding them.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.