Why jokes

Orphan

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?

Because they don't have a mother or father's day.

Mama

Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.

She got mad and ate the bus!

Orphan

Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!

Orphan

Why do orphans want to get married so bad?

To have someone to call "daddy."

Name

"Why is my name Rose?"

"A rose fell on your head when you were born."

"Why is my name Daisy?"

"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."

"Bedrock is better than Java!"

"Oh, hi Brick!"

Butt

Son: Dad, I need a new butt.

Dad: Why, son?

Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.