Why jokes
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
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Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.