Why jokes
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
Trump, just why?
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.