Why jokes
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
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Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
Why shouldn't you trust trees? Because they seem shady.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why am I idiot?
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.