Why jokes
Why don't gay men perform anilingus on each other in Greece?
Because anilingus is against the law in Greece.
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
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Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.