Why jokes
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Why are nuts on boys?
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!