Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Why Jokes
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he gets to call someone father.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of chill flows.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
