Why jokes
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
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Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.