Why jokes
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico? Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke?
He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.