Why jokes
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!