Why jokes
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
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Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
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Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he gets to call someone father.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.