Why jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?

'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...

Comedian

These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.

2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!

Orphan

Why can't orphans play poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is.

Stress

Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?

Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.

Woman

Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...

Stephen

Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"

Organ Donor

I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.

I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."

Helen Keller

Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

Because she was wearing mittens.