Why jokes

Blonde

Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?

Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.

Nose

Why can't your nose be twelve inches?

Because then it would be a foot.

Baby

Mom: It's time for sleep.

Baby: Is that what you think, huh?

Mom: *gives baby pacifier*

Baby: Nice try, hobo.

Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.

*few hours later*

Baby: *still awake*

Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!

Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.

Orphan

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)

Work

Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?

Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!

Ice Cream

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.

Doctor

Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?

Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.

Orphan

Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.

Susie

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not Susie!"