Why jokes
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.