Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
Why Jokes
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because everyone's dying to get in!"
Why does this exist?
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
Why are Americans so good at shooting?
We have the best schools for it.
Why should you always wear rubber?
So you don’t leave DNA evidence.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
