Why jokes
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the bottom.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Susie!"
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.