Why jokes
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
ITS THE APOCALYPSE
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.