Why jokes
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣