Why jokes
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why couldn't the kid play on his laptop?
Because he has no arms and no laptop and no legs and no head and no home and no money and got shot.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms. "Knock knock." Who's there? Not Sally.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.