Why jokes
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
Why did the man sit on his porch and bark at the postman when he came?
Because his dog had a sore throat!
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Why is it always cold in the hospital?
To keep the vegetables fresh.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
Why can't you run through a campground?
Because it's "past tents!"
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?
A: Because it has no home button.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.