Why jokes
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?
A: Because it has no home button.
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!