Why jokes
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.