Why jokes

Pirate

Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?

They just wash up on shore.

Emo

Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?

Orphan

Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?

Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play video games?

Because they don't have a home screen.

Orphan

Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.

Cat

Why do risky people have cats?

So they have 10 lives with them.

Orphan

The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.

Helen Keller

Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?

So she can moan with her right hand.

Orphan

Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?

Because he didn’t do his homework.

Orphan

Why do orphans want to be gay?

Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.

Orphan

Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.

Orphan

Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?

Because they never get picked.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home base is.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?

Because it can't find the home button...

Shark

Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?

A: To find his dad.

This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣