Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
Why Jokes
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
