Why jokes
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
Why did the man sit on his porch and bark at the postman when he came?
Because his dog had a sore throat!
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because everyone's dying to get in!"
Why does this exist?
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
Why are Americans so good at shooting?
We have the best schools for it.
Why should you always wear rubber?
So you don’t leave DNA evidence.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.