Why jokes
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7’s a cunt.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favorite teacher.
One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas.
The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas?"
Johnny replied, "Sorry, miss, my rabbit died."
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?
'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
A husband and wife at custody court. The judge looks sternly at the ex-wife.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child?"
Ex-wife: "I brought him into this world, so I should have custody of him."
Judge: "That is a simple yet good reason."
Then the judge looks toward the ex-husband.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir?"
The ex-husband thought long and hard about his response. After a brief moment of silence, he replies, "If I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out, is it mine or the machine's?"
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
A man shoots up a school and then fakes his own death. He then later returns to shoot up the same school. He repeats the process a few times until the police catch him. When they ask why he did it, he replied, "I wondered when you would check if I was still breathing."