Why jokes
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.