Why jokes
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Why was the duck arrested?
Because it was caught selling quack.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.