Why jokes
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
ITS THE APOCALYPSE
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.