Why jokes
Me and my mom order Chinese food.
My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
A programmer and his wife.
She says, "We're out of bread. Please go to the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."
After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.
The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"
He replies, "They had eggs."
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
Why is a priest different from acne?
Acne waits to come on your face.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.