Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
Why Jokes
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the bottom.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Susie!"
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
Why did the man sit on his porch and bark at the postman when he came?
Because his dog had a sore throat!
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
