Why jokes
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?
A: Because it has no home button.
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?