Why jokes
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
Why is it always cold in the hospital?
To keep the vegetables fresh.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
Why was the duck arrested?
Because it was caught selling quack.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Why did Hitler kill himself?
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.