Why jokes
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."