Why jokes

Pirate

Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!

Duck

Why was the duck arrested?

Because it was caught selling quack.

Orphan

A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?

B: Because today we had a parent meetup.

Orphan

Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?

They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.

Orphan

So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.

The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"

The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"

Fan

Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.

A: Is that why I never see you sweat?

Seafood

Why should old women never eat seafood?

'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.

Happiness

I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?

Orphan

Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?

Because he needs the parent's signature.