Why jokes
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To run from poachers.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.