Why jokes
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
A man walks into a bar. He sees a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer. He gets on his hands and knees and prays to God out loud. The bartender says, "Why are you praying?" He says, "Because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand."
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.