Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why Jokes
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.
Why did the pedo cross the road?
To get to the pre-school on the other side.
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she is a dumb b*tch!
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"
The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
