Why jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
My friend Jimmy said his dad is exactly like Santa. I asked, "Why is it because he gives people presents?" Jimmy told me, "No, it's because I hear so many good things about him and how he's gonna come home, but never see him."
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.
They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it didn't want to be argon.
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!