Why jokes
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the church.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
A woman is on the edge of a bridge, about to commit suicide, when a strange man comes up to her.
"Tell me, why do you wish to end your life?" he asks in a booming but gentle voice.
"My children died last year in a car crash, I'm battling depression, my husband left me, and I lost my job," she sobs. "I don't wish to live anymore."
The man mulls this over, and proclaims, "I will solve all your problems, as I am a wizard and possess unfathomable abilities. However, you must grant me a blowjob first."
The delighted woman readily agrees, takes him below the bridge, and fulfills his request. After they're done, he asks, "How old are you?"
"37," she replies, wiping her mouth.
"You're 37 and you still believe in wizards?"
Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much shit?
Answer: Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Why did the leper fail his driving test?
He left his foot on the clutch.