Why jokes
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?
A: Because it has no home button.
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.