Why jokes
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.