Why jokes
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion?
Because other religions say, "Do, do, do."
But Christianity says, "Done, done, done!"
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.