Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."