Why jokes
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
Why did the monkey take his banana to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling good.
Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell?
Because he couldn't walk the stairs to heaven.