Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why Jokes
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
