Why jokes
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
Why Bing is Superior tbh
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't want to get stuck in any more cracks!
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
Why do Catholic priests suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish?
Because it tastes like a Vienna sausage.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.