Why jokes
Why did the monkey take his banana to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling good.
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.
Why? Why would you do that?
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."
"Why?"
"He was very open-minded!"
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
Why does Satan worship himself?
Jesus told him to worship God.