Why jokes
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.