Why jokes
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
I would too if my name was Braille.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.
August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.