Why jokes
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knucklehead's house...
Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.