Why jokes

Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."

The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.

The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.

The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.

Why don't we wrestle bears?

The pain is un-bearable.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog was blind, too.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.

My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"

Me: "Your mom gay lol."

My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."

You: "Your mom gay lol."

A rich guy and a poor guy have their wedding anniversary on the same day. They meet each other at the shopping complex.

The poor guy asks the rich guy, "What'd you get for your wife today?"

The rich guy replies, "I got her a diamond ring and a Mercedes."

The poor guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"

The rich guy says, "If she doesn't like the diamond ring, then she can return it in her Mercedes."

The rich guy asks the poor guy, "What'd you get for your wife?"

The poor guy says, "I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo."

The rich guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"

The poor guy says, "If she doesn't like the slippers, then she can go f*** herself."

Why do women get periods?

Just cancel the subscription.

Your mum stinks of disabled people.

Wanna know why?

I don't know either, you tell me.

Why did the cookie cry?

Because its mom was a wafer too long!

Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!

"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because everyone's dying to get in!"

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use a honeycomb.

Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?

Answer: Because he sucks!

Why did the man miss the funeral?

He wasn’t a mourning person.

I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

Why does this exist?

Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?

It scares the shit out of her dog.

Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.

Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.

Why did the orphan misbehave in school?

Because the principal couldn't call their parents.