Why jokes
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.