Why jokes
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
Bro im 15 why do i feel so fucking old 😭
Santa Claus gives a child a bike. The child was mad. Why? He had no legs.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To poo in the toilet.
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.