Why jokes
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Why does the Sun go to school?
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.