Why jokes
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.