Why jokes
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind, too.
My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"
Me: "Your mom gay lol."
My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."
You: "Your mom gay lol."
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Why don't we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable.
A rich guy and a poor guy have their wedding anniversary on the same day. They meet each other at the shopping complex.
The poor guy asks the rich guy, "What'd you get for your wife today?"
The rich guy replies, "I got her a diamond ring and a Mercedes."
The poor guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The rich guy says, "If she doesn't like the diamond ring, then she can return it in her Mercedes."
The rich guy asks the poor guy, "What'd you get for your wife?"
The poor guy says, "I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo."
The rich guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The poor guy says, "If she doesn't like the slippers, then she can go f*** herself."
toast why
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
Q: Why is marriage not a word?
It's a life sentence!