Why jokes
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.