Why jokes

Masturbation

My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."

Orphan

Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?

Because they already ate their supper.

World Trade Center

Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.

Parent

I asked a kid why he was so blue.

Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.

Orphan

Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?

He could never get a home run.

Body

Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?

PTSD

Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.

But why does 10 have PTSD?

Cuz it’s between 9/11.

Orphan

Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?

Because their dad never came back with milk.

Orphan

Why do orphans always become criminals?

Because they want to feel wanted.

Jew

Why did the Jew get an electric car?

Because he was afraid of the gas.

Weight

Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny

Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.

Bro

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

Sense

They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.