Why jokes
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Memes
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.