Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Orphan's Dating Life
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, chucklehead. So, orphans don't have dads, right? And when you're dating, sometimes you wanna call someone "daddy" as a cute thing. But orphans can't do that 'cause they ain't got no dads! You probably still call your dad "daddy" even though you're like 40, you big baby.