Why jokes
Why can't orphans go on school field trips? Parent Signature: _______
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it got mugged.
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
Two lesbians adopted a cat. That night, the cat ran away. Why?
Because it heard one say, "I'm gonna eat that pussy."
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken!
When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!