Why jokes
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."
"Why?"
"He was very open-minded!"
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
Why does Satan worship himself?
Jesus told him to worship God.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To poo in the toilet.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.