Why jokes
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?