Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?
Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill-arious! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, very funny!
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.