Why jokes
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.