Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.