Why jokes
Santa Claus gives a child a bike. The child was mad. Why? He had no legs.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?