Why jokes
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell?
Because he couldn't walk the stairs to heaven.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.