Why jokes
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?