Why jokes
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.
Why?
So it would cut itself.
My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.
Why? Why would you do that?
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
Why is time important? To not be late.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the church.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.
I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.