Why jokes
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
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Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.