Why jokes
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.