Why jokes
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!