Why jokes
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.