Why jokes

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is. :)

Orphan

Why did the orphan die?

He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.

Credit

Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?

Tax credit.

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?

Because the chip was family size.

Orphan

Why do orphans get in trouble at school?

Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.

Orphan

Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.

Titanic

Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.

Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?

3 minutes later:

Why didn't I listen to the strong one?

Actor

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

...Because there's always a cast!

Emo

Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?

They're still hanging.

Orphan

Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?

Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!