Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
Why Jokes
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?
A: Because it has no home button.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Why was the duck arrested?
Because it was caught selling quack.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
