Why jokes
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂