Why jokes
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't you run through a campground?
Because it's "past tents!"
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
Why is it always cold in the hospital?
To keep the vegetables fresh.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
Why was the duck arrested?
Because it was caught selling quack.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.