Why jokes
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
So that's why...
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.