Why jokes
My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash withdrawals.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.