Why jokes
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
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Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
So that's why...
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.