Why jokes
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.
August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID.
Son (in a happy tone): I know.
Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad?
Son: Well, yesterday you told me to spread positivity.
A man died and went to heaven. Every time you cheat, you get a worse car.
The first man cheated 5 times; he got a Jeep. The second man cheated 3 times; he got a BMW. The third man never cheated; he got a Lamborghini.
The second man saw the third man sad. He said, "Why are you sad?" The third man said, "I saw my wife with a scooter."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?
Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
Because he has holes in his feet.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.