Why jokes
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is!
Why did Joey drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
Q: Why did Sally survive the car accident?
A: She hit an ambulance.
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
So, a daughter asks her father, "Dad, what is your opinion on abortions?" Her father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?" The daughter responds, "But I don't have a sister... Oh."
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.
The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"
The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."