Why jokes
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.
Why do cemeteries have fences?
Because people are dying to be there.
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She was born without arms.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Memes
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way to the BEAT!
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!