Why jokes
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Why tie when you can knot?
I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
She thought it was diet coke.
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.
Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.
Why do Russians drink grizzly bear piss?
Since vodka in Russia is so weak, Russians need a strong drink to get drunk.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."