Why jokes
Why did the penguin pull out a tooth? It was Mexican.
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs? Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
Bully: "I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash."
Me: "So that's why you haven't burnt yourself yet." 🤔
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.
Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
Why did the clown fall off his bike?
Because the neighbor threw a washing machine at him.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the church.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman? No, seriously, why can't she drive? Because she's dead.
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Why does the emo kid skip class?
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.