Why jokes
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
The bell rings, and Ana was about to leave, but the teacher said, "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do."
The next day, Ana was late, and the teacher asked, "Why are you late?" Ana replied with, "The bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive, I do."
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
Why woman?
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
Why are bees' hair always sticky?
Because they use a honeycomb...
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.