Why jokes
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."