Why jokes
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because he’s pure-bread.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Memes
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year?
Because they don't have father's and mother's days.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
Why do cemeteries have fences?
Because people are dying to be there.
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news for you. You really have to stop masturbating."
The man looks aghast and says, "Oh my God, doc, why?!"
The doctor replies, "I'm trying to examine you."
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....