Why jokes
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
Why couldn't the T-rex clap his hands?
Because he's dead.
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
Memes
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?
Because he was grounded.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
Why though?
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!