Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
Why Jokes
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
