Why jokes
I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
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Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway!
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Why is the letter "B" very cool? Because it's sitting in the AC.
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?
Because he was grounded.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!