Why jokes
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
You want to know why Santa brings such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
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Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.