Why jokes
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Why is someone disliking my posts?!?
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.