Why jokes
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?
Memes
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Why was the director injured?
He couldn't find the right cast!
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!