Why jokes
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Memes
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
Why are bees' hair always sticky?
Because they use a honeycomb...