Why jokes
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Memes
Bro im 15 why do i feel so fucking old đ
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? Cause there were only 4 trucks.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash withdrawals.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
Why canât you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you canât drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when itâs below 10%.
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
Why donât Indians play soccer?
Because every time theyâre at the corner, they build a store.
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.