Why jokes
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
Why did the picture go to jail?
Cause it was framed!
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An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?
Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.
Boy: Okay, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Brick.
When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are.” He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
Why can’t you fool an aborted baby? Because it wasn’t born yesterday...
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
Why do cheetahs always cheat?
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Cause it's a family company.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.