Why jokes
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?
For throwing out the W's.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.