Why jokes
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.