Why jokes
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
Memes
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.