Why jokes
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.