One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Why Jokes
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
