Why jokes
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Memes
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."