Why jokes

Orphan

    • If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."

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    • Why memes

    Building

    • Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.

    “Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”

    “Why is that?”

    “The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”

    Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”

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    • Rooster

    • On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.

    I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!

    I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!

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    • Dad

    • Why did my dad leave me and my mum?

    I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"