Why jokes
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."