Why jokes
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
Why do vegans hate sex?
They don't want to say they had a meat in 'em.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?
Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)
Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.
The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why did Sally fall off of the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Sally.
Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill-arious! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, very funny!