Why jokes
Why couldn't the T-rex clap his hands?
Because he's dead.
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
Why though?
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.