Why jokes
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Memes
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.