Why jokes
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why did the kid cross the road?
He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because he’s pure-bread.
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.