Why jokes
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Memes
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.