Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
Why Jokes
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
For some reason, my mom likes to lick and suck on hotdogs. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
