Why jokes
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.