Why jokes
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
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Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
You want to know why Santa brings such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.