Why jokes
Did you know that you can die from laughing? Well, that’s why I laugh so much.
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat. He is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with, "What do you mean? I already did it." Then the police ran back to the school to apprehend the other people he was planning it with. The cops busted in through the doors, which caused a smoke trap to go off, which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear, the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles, 4 per pole. Back at the station, holding the kid being apprehended, the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said, "Aww, it pays to be lazy!"
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.
[God creating sharks]
God: Ok give them 3 rows of teeth.
Angel: Seems excessive but ok.
God: And make them mean as hell.
Angel: WTF y.
God: BECAUSSE I SAID SO.
Angel:...
God: And make one of the types have a hammer for a head.
Angel: Why do I still work for you?
God: Because I’m the only employer as of right now.
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"
I walked towards him.
"I prefer slit," I said.
"Why?" He asked.
"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
You work at Papa's Pizzeria, ok?
Boss: You're fired!
Me: Ok?
Worker: Why are you fired?
Me: Oh, you wanna know...
*shows him the oven with my pizza*
Me: I left my pizza in the oven, that bitch burnt as fuck!!
Worker: OH SHIT!!
Boss: Did you say pizza?
Me: I sure did!
*shows boss pizza in oven*
Me: This hoe black as fuck!
Boss: I fired you because I can't stop looking at your ass, not this why?
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.