Why jokes
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because he’s pure-bread.
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
seriously
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.