Why jokes
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Memes
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!