Why jokes
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Why can’t you ever trick an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday. 🤭
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
I asked my dad, "Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head?"
He replied, "Because I thought it would look like hares."
Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
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Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon!