Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
Why Jokes
Why did the gym close down?
Because it just didn't work out.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
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Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
