Why jokes
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
Why woman?
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
Why are bees' hair always sticky?
Because they use a honeycomb...
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?