Why jokes
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
nice
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.
Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?
A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Your mum is so smart, but she still can’t figure out why she had you.
Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.