Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
Memes
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken!
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...