Why jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?