Why jokes
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because he’s pure-bread.
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!