Why jokes
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.