Why jokes
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
Memes
You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
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Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.