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Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
So, Little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test. His mother and father get home and he tells them, "Mom, I failed my math test." His mother aggressively says, "Get the belt!" Johnny says, "Why?" His mother says, "I'm gonna spank you for failing!" Johnny says, "So just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night.
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
this MIGHT be cosmos phone
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
I'll never forget my brother's last words: "Why is there a revolver in your hand?"
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"
Me: "Your mom gay lol."
My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."
You: "Your mom gay lol."