Why jokes
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news for you. You really have to stop masturbating."
The man looks aghast and says, "Oh my God, doc, why?!"
The doctor replies, "I'm trying to examine you."
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
I was digging in my garden when I found this chest of gold coins.
I wanted to run inside to tell my wife what I found, but that's when I remembered why I was digging.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year?
Because they don't have father's and mother's days.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.