Why jokes
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way to the BEAT!
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.