Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
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Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
