Why jokes
If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?
(Stupid People)
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
Why do I call my dog a vibrator?
Because every time my dog acts like a dildo, I beat him, and when I beat him, he shakes. What do you call a shaking dildo? A vibrator, therefore I call my dog a vibrator.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"
The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
Why do Mexicans take Xanax?
Because they’re Hispanic attacks.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.