Why jokes
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Memes
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.