Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Why Jokes
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
