Why jokes
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go more than 500 feet into a school?
Because he’s dead.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
For some reason, my mom likes to lick and suck on hotdogs. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.