Why jokes
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
Why tie when you can knot?
I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!