Why jokes
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why do mountains go to sleep a lot?
Because they are high.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
Why does the Sun go to school?
To get brighter!
Why was the egg runny? Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
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I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
Grandma: Young people your age are married by now, why aren’t you?
Me: Old people your age are dead right now, why aren’t you?
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's a woman.
No, really. Why can't she drive?
Because she died.
Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.
Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
I keep hearing "Obesity kills."
My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"