Why jokes
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.