Why jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t hit home runs.
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
Why are bees' hair always sticky?
Because they use a honeycomb...
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Memes
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?