Why jokes
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She was born without arms.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?
Because there’s a bartender in there.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
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Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
Why did Marxism never catch on in England?
Because then it would be impossible to get proper tea.
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.