Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why Jokes
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
