Why jokes
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
Why did the flamingo cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Memes
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.