Why jokes
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!
At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why did the child throw the butter out of the window?
So she could see a butterfly.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
Why was the man running around his bed?
Because he needed to catch up on his sleep!
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands?
Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.