Why jokes
A pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers. The passenger asks, "Why did you become a pilot?" The pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says, "You're afraid of heights?" "No, I'm afraid of dying alone."
Why does Sally have 100 sisters? She lives in an orphanage.
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.
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Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the “utter” side.
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek?
Because he's always spotted.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can feel wanted.