Why jokes
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.