Why jokes
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless!
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.