Why jokes
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Memes
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
Why woman?
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.