Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
Why Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
The bell rings, and Ana was about to leave, but the teacher said, "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do."
The next day, Ana was late, and the teacher asked, "Why are you late?" Ana replied with, "The bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive, I do."
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Why are bees' hair always sticky?
Because they use a honeycomb...
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
