Why jokes
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand-up.
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet? They only have 4.
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line, he comes across a woman who isn't saluting.
"Why are you not saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.
"Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," she responds. "I'm not crazy!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!" The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"