Why jokes
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless!
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.
Why is there no open hunting season on hippies?
Have you ever tried to clean one?
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.