Why jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Why tie when you can knot?
I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
Memes
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.