Why jokes

Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"

Why can’t orphans have sex?

They have no one to call “daddy.”

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?

Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it wanted to be Argon.

Friend: Why did you touch me?

Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.

Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!

Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.

You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.

I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.

Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.

Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?

Because it’s pointless!

Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.

I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.

Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.

Why can orphans not play bingo?

Because they can't get a full house.

Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?

Because he cheated on a test.

If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?

Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?

A: Because they are humerus.

Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.

Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.