Why jokes
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
Memes
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Why tie when you can knot?
I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.