Why jokes
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Why us gov boring
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"