Why jokes
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
Memes
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
I was digging in my garden when I found this chest of gold coins.
I wanted to run inside to tell my wife what I found, but that's when I remembered why I was digging.
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? Cause there were only 4 trucks.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.