Why jokes
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Why is there no open hunting season on hippies?
Have you ever tried to clean one?
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.