Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Why Jokes
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
