Why jokes
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah, duh!
Why did the terrorist cross the road?
To get to the airport!
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Three doctors go into a room to get rid of a dead guy's body. They notice when they walk over that he has a boner. The first doctor decides, "Why not fuck him? He still has a boner left in him." The second says, "Well, he's dead, and I am a virgin." The third one says, "I can't, I'm on my period," and then says, "Okay, why not? He's already dead. It's not like he doesn't smell bad." After all that, they go to walk out, and the guy pops up and says, "Thanks for saving my life, pumping blood back into my body..."
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.