Why jokes

Eagle

Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.

Bell

The bell rings, and Ana was about to leave, but the teacher said, "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do."

The next day, Ana was late, and the teacher asked, "Why are you late?" Ana replied with, "The bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive, I do."

Orphan

Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.

Orphan

Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.

Period

Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?

Because this teen just started her period!

Memes

Orphan

Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.

Bitch

This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?

Helmet

Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"

Girlfriend: "No."

Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"

Orphan

Why do orphans become criminals?

To know what it’s like to be wanted.

Fish

Why is it easy to weigh fish?

Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Fish

Why is it easy to weigh a fish?

Because they have their own scales.

Bee

Why are bees' hair always sticky?

Because they use a honeycomb...

Orphan

Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."

Singer

Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?

Because she can listen to call music.

Cake

Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?

He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.