Why jokes
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
Why us gov boring
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
Why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.