Why jokes
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
Why can orphans not go on field trips? They need a parent signature.
Why can't a dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
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What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.