Why jokes
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.