Why jokes
Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
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Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Why are colds such bad robbers?
Because they're so easy to catch.
Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
I'll never forget my brother's last words: "Why is there a revolver in your hand?"
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.