Why jokes
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
Why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them.
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
Memes
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.
Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Why can't you play with a cheetah?
Because they are cheat-ahs!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
He got ran over by a bus.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.