Why jokes

Twin Towers

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

Blonde

Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?

Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!

Memes

Forest

A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”

Trouble

Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?

He got caught playing with his Privates!

Orphan

Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.

Flash

In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?

Because Flash is not supported on Windows.

Orphan

Why did the orphan start crying?

Because his apple found a home in his stomach.

Orphan

Why can you bully orphans?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.

Woman

Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.

Saturn

Why does Saturn have a ring?

Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.

Orphan

Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?

Because their dad never came home from the store.

Octopus

Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?

Because he was well armed!

Orphan

Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?

Mom forgot to come back with the milk.