Why jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
The cabinet had sleeping pills.
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
So they could be wanted.
Why can't Jordan moan? Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."