Why jokes
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
Memes
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I’m digging in our garden.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.