Why jokes
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
Memes
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.