Why jokes
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
Why are carpenters never horny after work?
Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things.
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They'll fall right through his hands.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
Banker: I have the right to take your money!
Me: Check my name.
Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: *realizes*
Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.