Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
Why Jokes
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
Why did the duck get arrested?
He tried to quack a safe.
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I’m digging in our garden.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win no-bell prize!
