Why jokes
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face as you climax.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
I asked my dad, "Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head?"
He replied, "Because I thought it would look like hares."
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!