Why jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
One night when I was six, I had this super annoying accent, and when I said the number "six," Oh no... One night my Catholic priest asked me how many cookies I needed for my family. I told him six, but thanks to my accent being mixed with many others including Scottish, French, and Russian, it sounded like I said "I need to have sex." He looked at me strange then pulled me into a closet, being a pedo.
When Momma asked me why I was missing for 6 hours, I told her, "I went to get the cookies like you told me to, and father raped the Christianity out of me." The angry look she gave my father was amazing. Then with my Papa, she beat the hell outta him.
Serves him right.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?
Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in between 9/11.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.