Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
Why Jokes
Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
A: Because every play has a cast.
Why was the picture in jail? Because it got framed!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To poo in the toilet.
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
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