Why jokes
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
Why should you always wear rubber?
So you don’t leave DNA evidence.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.