Why jokes
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was on a roll.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?
Because 511472.
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.