Why jokes
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.