Why jokes
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.
I've seen them hanging all day.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.