Why jokes
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.
I've seen them hanging all day.
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
Why can't you starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack.