Why jokes
I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."
"But why?" I replied.
"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.
"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
Two friends are in a hospital lobby. Friend 2 notices Friend 1 crying.
Friend 1: "*crying hysterically*"
Friend 2: "Why are you crying?"
Friend 1: "I came here for a blood test."
Friend 2: "So? Are you afraid?"
Friend 1: "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger."
Friend 2: "*crying hysterically*"
Friend 1: "Why are you crying?"
Friend 2: "I came here for a urine test."
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
Memes
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To wipe the chicken's ass!
Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A: To hide up cherry trees.
Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: Giraffes eating cherries.
A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
Why don't you use a dull pencil?
Because there's no point. 😐😑😑
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.