Why did the Chicken cross the road?
It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.
Chicken Runs From KFC
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The chicken didn't cross the road like you thought it would. Oh no, this chicken was trying to escape KFC, you know, Kentucky Fried Chicken? They kill chickens and then, get this, THEY EAT THEM! You probably wouldn't understand because your brain is the size of a walnut!